The Rugged Outdoor Woman

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Posted by Dexter Francois | Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I received this little gem in my email the other day. Thanks Larry.

The Rugged Outdoor Woman:

During her physical examination , a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two miles of bramble. I got sand in my shoes and in my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big tree. I ran away from an irate bear and one angry elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it, I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors woman!"
"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really horrible golfer."


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Comments (11)

  1. July 16, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    HAHAHA great one!

    Check out this vid of my mate in the bunker, prob even funnier!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W8gNPncWoI.

  2. July 22, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Thanks for stopping by Franky Boy.

  3. July 22, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    ...And by the way Franky Boy. That video is pretty hilarious. If only his first attempt had been as good as his last. HA!!!

  4. October 8, 2013 at 3:20 AM

    Good bad and ugly. Three words I often prepare to use before the start of a round. Addicted to the great game. Practice practice practice.

  5. December 29, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    Man that video is funny! good to see these blogs helping hackers like me to get better. I'm trying to break 80 at the moment and your tips here have certainly made me wanna go out to the course right now and try them!

  6. June 10, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    Good bad and ugly. Three words I often prepare to use before the start of a round. Addicted to the great game. Practice practice practice.

  7. June 10, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    Man that video is funny! good to see these blogs helping hackers like me to get better. I'm trying to break 80 at the moment and your tips here have certainly made me wanna go out to the course right now and try them!

  8. May 22, 2015 at 11:46 PM

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  9. July 16, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    Very interesting blog. A lot of blogs I see these days don't really provide anything that attract others, but I'm most definitely interested in this one. Just thought that I would post and let you know.

  10. June 27, 2016 at 12:23 PM

    Great perception of women golfers there, i must admit (because i'm female myself) most of it is true.